So the point of this game is to a) grant the wish of the person before you so as to make the wish turn out awful, and b) to then make a wish of your own.

EXAMPLE:

Person 1: I wish i had a million dollars.

Person 2: Granted, but it's from a work injury lawsuit that left you with no hands.

I wish i had a ferrari.

Person 3: Granted, but the interior smells like low tide.

I wish I could sleep with Jessica Biel.


and so on and so forth. Don't be a cooze like the dicks on KR, and keep it fun and funny.


I'll take one for the team and make the first wish:


I wish I didn't have the flu.

Granted , but it progressed to genital herpes.

I wish I could afford a coarse bust

Granted, but that video you agreed to make to get the figure has been seen by everyone on the internet.

I wish I had a Nissan Skyline GTR35

Granted, but someone crashed into it while you were asleep.

I wish I was done with med school.

Granted, but you lost your dominant arm on a job working to pay back the student loans.

I wish I could get past this whole colorblindness problem

Granted, but the operation to fix your color blindness caused you to lose your hearing and sense of taste.

I wish winter would skip New York.

sure, but the extended summer causes intense rains, which make all of the sewers back up for a month.

I wish i hadn't punched that door 6 years ago that left me with an arthritic claw hand.

Granted, but the situation at that time progressed, left unable to vent at the door left you charged with 2nd degree murder

I wish I had the money to finish building my El camino before my wedding

Granted, but the loan shark will hit you up in 5 years and you'll be unable to pay him and he'll end up taking your wife as payment.

I wish I had a beach view property in California.

Granted, but it caught on fire during the fire season.

I wish I was back in the US.

granted, but you get off the plane, hop in a cab, and hear over the radio that martial law has been declared.


i wish Phil Hartman was still alive.

Granted, but now Zombie Phil Hartman is going to eat your brains and spread the zombie virus causing the end of the world.

I wish I was a Formula One Car driver and consistent first place race winner for Ferarri.

Granted, but the first race you are in, you get into a crash and loose both of your legs..

I wish the crisis was over

Granted, but the zombie apocalypse begins shortly after.

I wish it was xmas time already.

Granted, but the time lapse has caused an issue with the calendar and now there's no more Halloween.

I wish I had a pet kitten.